Contents 1 QUESTION 1.1 Redwall Favorites/Least Favorites 1.2 Martin2's Theme song 1.3 Status 1.4 M2's guaranteed boredom cure! 1.5 Phrases 1.6 Fan Fictions 1.6.1 The Storm 1.6.2 Waves of Darkness 1.6.3 Serpent's Tide 1.6.4 Insanity Incarnate 1.7 UPDATES!!!!!11111eleventyone11111111oneoeneone11!!!!!etc!!!! 1.7.1 The Storm 1.7.2 Waves of Darkness 1.7.3 Serpent's Tide 1.7.4 Insanity Incarnate 1.8 Fan Fic Characters! 1.9 Books 1.10 Poetry 1.10.1 The Spirit of Martin the Warrior 1.11 Besides Redwall stuff 1.11.1 The best Movie EVER!!!!! 1.11.2 Random Poll of the Month! 1.11.2.1 MARCH 2010 1.11.2.2 AUGUST 1.11.2.3 JULY 1.11.2.4 JUNE 1.11.2.5 MAY 1.11.2.6 MARCH 1.12 Archives

QUESTIONEdit

Does anyone know what happened to Insanity Incarnate? My Fan Fiction?

My real name is CENSORED. I first picked up Redwall in 2006, and read up to High Rhulian within a year. I read Eulalia! when our library got it, followed by Doomwyte. I have read every book at least once, seen all of the first TV series, and parts of the other two.I am the founder and administrator of the Thursday Next Wiki[[1]] I need help, so all of you who voted for the first option on the poll and actually have read the series, please assist! I am the #1 Crazy Person on the wiki, despite what Bluestripe the Wild may say! I am also Lord Thunderstripe on Club Badger, Mauran Axestripe's website. It's a great site, check it out! [[2]] I am the instigator of the TBWTM2S war (the blog war that martin2 started war). Leader of The Avengers of Shannara. I have made an RPG on the Redwall Wars Wiki [[3]]

Redwall Favorites/Least FavoritesEdit

WARNING! SPOILER ALERT! NEED I SAY MORE! YES? WELL TOO FLIPPIN BAD!

Favorite Protagonist: Deyna from Taggurung.

Least Favorite Protagonist: Gotta be umm... That One Guy!

Favorite Antagonist: Not sure.

Least Favorite Antagonist: Not sure. Either Ironbeak or Urgan Nagru

Favorite Book: Taggurung, Mossflower, or Marlfox

Least Favorite book: Redwall It got me interested, but BJ got better with time.

favorite Grey Character: Blaggutt from Bellmaker

Least favorite Grey Character: Veil from Outcast of Redwall I don't even classify him as gray.

Worst tragedy: The death of Laterose of Noonvale from Martin the Warrior

Best marriage: sister Armel and Rackety Tam from Rackety Tam

Best Sword wielder: Triss from Triss, by far

Strangest villain: Ublaz Mad Eyes from Pearld of Lutra Where'd he get hypnosis?

END OF SPOILERS

Martin2's Theme songEdit

I honestly have no idea why I'm doing this. Oh well here goes:

(To the tune of "Martin" from Salamandastron)

In days of sane,

A werido came

To infuse insanity,

Who's sanity was really lame

And that weirdo's name was me!

(chorus)

Martin, Ma-a-rtin,

The weirdo of Redwall!

Without a clue,

He might kill you,

And maybe eat us all!

StatusEdit

Sort of like if I had a facebook page. Which I would never do.

August 1, 2009: 6:13 (mountain time zone) Martin2: I've been playing Warcraft II for so long. Very nostalgic. Last time I played this game I was four-ish. It also means that I have nothing better to do that play poorly animated games from the 1990's.

August 1, 2009: 9:04 Martin2: I hate Wii Baseball. It's nothing like real Baseball. I know, because in real Baseball I can actually hit. And people don't catch your would be triple EVERY SINGLE TIME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Mental Doctors administer sedatives) aaaaaah....

August 2, 2009: 8:00 PM, Martin2: Too much making fun of Harry Potter is hurting my brains.

Martin2: Boooooooooooreeeeeeed.--Martin the Loony Am being… Mysterious… 16:20, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

MArtin2: I set up an RPG at The Redwall Wars wiki. http://redwallwars.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Martin2/Battlefield_Redwall. --Martin the Loony Am being… Mysterious… 17:42, 4 AugusProxy-Connection: keep-alive Cache-Control: max-age=0

2009 (UTC)

August 24, 2009, 1:09 PM,

M2: Reading about old, dumb, Saturday Morning Cartoons. My brain is degrading into sludge.

October 25, 9:37 PM

M2: I just bought StarCraft! If you don't know what that is, read about it here: [4]

M2's guaranteed boredom cure!Edit

Google "Havard professor racial profiling Cambridge" You'll have hours of people typing angrily at each other and making ridiculous assumptions to enjoy.

Politics not your thing? Image search "puppy". Your brain will be overloaded with cuteness.

Still bored? Click here: [[5]]

Confused/Angry? go Here: [[6]]

Still bored? [[7]]

Still bored? Well TOO FLIPPIN BAD! IS IT MY FAULT YOUR SO HARD TO PLEASE?!!! NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

PhrasesEdit

To help people understand me better, Here are some common Eletheral/Latin phrases I use a lot. Words in italic are Latin, words in bold are Eletheral

• Hostes hostium of meus hostilis est meus amicus- The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
• Nolam dethara Chalkiriss!- Be summoned to me, Shadow Fangs!
• Loe raskin dethera Khadgazar?- Why have you summoned The Dark Lord?
• Malkodin farahar soth!- Bring the dark veil of death!
• Chamaskra nolambum dethara Thorisis!- Awake and be summoned to me, Lord of Light!
• Chamaskra nolambum dethara Khadgazar!- Awake and be summoned to me, Dark Lord!

Members of THE Shannara Avengers can, in TWTM2 started, summon things to fight. Just type the phrases like so:

Chamaskra nolambum dethara Name of Elenthain Lord/Lady here"

The Elenthian Lords and Ladies

• Khadgazar, the Lord of Darkness
• Thorisis, the Lord of Light
• Zantalind, the Lord of Thunder
• Chrysdian, the Lady of Water
• Fareomian, the Lady of Air
• Jaskadal, the Lord of Fire
• Gormanad, the Lord of Earth

and Valmadas, who counteracts all magic.

Fan FictionsEdit

I currently am working on two Fan fictions on my own, and a third one with Pinedance Coneslinger. I am planning to start a third one soon.

The StormEdit

Redwall Abbey is attacked by a vengeful weasel leading an army greater than even Ungatt Trunn's! Meanwhile, a liar within Redwall casts out their only hope for victory. Salamandastron's hares arrive with too few numbers to defeat the enemy. The Stormclouds of War are gathering over Redwall Abbey.

(This is all planed out, just want an opinion.)

Waves of DarknessEdit

The cruelest Corsair to ever sail , Zarstan the Cruel! After losing a slave who stole something important, he purses the poor otter over land to Redwall. Meanwhile, an old squirrel and an otter make their way as well, while others search for them. An army is gathering in Mossflower to conquer Redwall and it's leader is ruthless and bloodthirsty. (Already planned)

A family Tree that relates to this. MAJOR SPOILERS!

Serpent's TideEdit

I'm co-writing this story with Pinedance Coneslinger.

In the Eastern Sea, a gem of an island lies amidst the tropical waves. The peaceful creatures of the island live in constant fear of Slarvis, the giant Boa Constrictor that plagues them. After one of their young ones falls dead to the snake, they decide to take action.

Insanity IncarnateEdit

Strange things start happening at Redwall. Fruit is falling out of the sky at random intervals, strange people are stealing food from the Kitchen. Only one creature can save the day. Well, not really..... They'll kind of just be like "Oh.. would ya look at that..." a lot.

UPDATES!!!!!11111eleventyone11111111oneoeneone11!!!!!etc!!!!Edit

And for good measure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

If you want to be alerted on updates on either of my Fan Fictions, put your sig here!

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The StormEdit

John-E Gutripping! 15:14, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Shieldmaiden ^{Tell Me Something I Don't Know!} 23:07, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Pinedance Coneslinger^Talk! 01:24, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Rose Of Noonvale 62px Noonvale Here I Come!

--ladyamber88 ^{Mossfloweeeeeeeerrr!!!} 00:45, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Silverfalcon PikehawkWatcha got on yer mind?

Princess Khera Wildlough

Verminfate Beware the wrath of Morfelg Bloodskull!

Blizzard6654 23:04, 13 May 2009 (UTC)Blizzard6654

--WildloughRhulain ^{Taste stones!} 23:28, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

--Rhulasunwave101 01:23, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Ooooohhh!! Me! Me!! I want to be updated!! Update ME!!!!! LOL Trenna Swiftpaw 23:20, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

People who have multiple fanfics should just have a "sign here to be updated on all" spot, i'd be so much easier.--Rorc Ee aye ee! 01:57, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

-Selra, Fox Warrioress ^{Decisions, decisions:to kill you or not? Good or bad?} 18:32, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Waves of DarknessEdit

Pinedance Coneslinger^Talk! 01:24, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

--ladyamber88 ^{Mossfloweeeeeeeerrr!!!} 00:45, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

--Rose Of Noonvale

Princess Khera Wildlough

Blizzard

--WildloughRhulain ^{Taste stones!} 23:28, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Thel' VomadoreFile:EvilWolf.jpgAre you a Battler, or a Watcher?

-Segalia ^{Beware the Warrior!} 07:33, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

--Rorc Ee aye ee! 01:57, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Serpent's TideEdit

Doing it here.

Blizzard

Verminfate Beware the wrath of Morfelg Bloodskull!

--Skipper falloon 17:42, 31 July 2009 (UTC) what's up matey

Amberalla Galedeep A Born Killer....

--WildloughRhulain ^{Taste stones!} 16:43, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

~Alkena 23:26, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Thel' VomadoreFile:EvilWolf.jpgJoin me in the War of Wars!

Deyna the Mighty ^{What's Up!} 16:06, 15 November 2008 (UTC) 00:53, 16 June 2009 (UTC) --Rorc Ee aye ee! 01:57, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Brigadier Benchpress ^{EEUULAALIIAAA!!!} 01:45, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Insanity IncarnateEdit

ladyamber88 ^{Mossfloweeeeeeeerrr!!!}

--Long Patrol Girl ^{"Fish and Chips!!"} 03:18, 2 August 2009 (UTC) Kailee did it.

--WildloughRhulain ^{Taste stones!} 18:21, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

see what i mean? I'd be so much faster.--Rorc Ee aye ee! 01:57, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Fan Fic Characters!Edit

These are also free to edit! (I put them on another page to prevent accidental spoilers) User:Martin2/Character_pages

BooksEdit

Working on getting more.

PoetryEdit

The Spirit of Martin the WarriorEdit

Besides Redwall stuffEdit

I like MacGyver, as well as Stargate SG-1. I'm also a fan of The Chronicles of Narnia, Warriors, Tom Clancy books, and James Harriot books, and of course the Thursday Next series! Can't wait for One of our Thursdays is Missing.

[Sons of Liberty]SO AWESOME! Very catchy.

The best Movie EVER!!!!!Edit

Dragonheart. The FIRST one. The Second one was just plain terrible.

[Dragonheart: To the Stars]

• sniff* That song can still make me cry.

Random Poll of the Month!Edit

MARCH 2010Edit

I've missed quite a few. Here goes!

AUGUSTEdit

Ernest Hemingway

Aaaaaaaaah, cats.: 1 (My vote. Inside joke. Or just a manifestation of my crazy.)

What?: 1

What you say?: 1

Whata what?: 0

Huh?: 0

Salamanders!: 2

Oh, the poet. What about him?: 2

NINJA FERRETS OF RAINING ACID BLACK DEATH!!!!!!!: 6

Check Martin2 into a mental hospital (Looney Bin): 8

JULYEdit

What is your favorite type of cake?

Black Forest Cake.: 0

Cake.: 1

CAKE!:0

CAAAAAAAAAAKE!:0

Lemon Cake.:1

Seed Cake.:0

Hon Rosie's Seed Cake.:0

CAAAAAAAAKE! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!:1 ( I think I voted for this one. Not sure)

All your base are belong to us!:2 ( I may have voted for this one)

Giant Enemy Crab.:0

What does this have to do with cake?:0

I like pie.:0

I like Pi.:0

Salamandastron.:0

Ferrets.:1 (Or this one)

Cats.:0

Meow.:1

I like Cake. :0

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!:1 (Or perhaps this one)

Check Martin2 into a mental hospital (Loony Bin).:6 (Maybe this one)

JUNEEdit

What political alignment are you?

Conservative: 5 (M2 voted for this)

Candy Worshiper: 2

Everything else: 0

MAYEdit

Which Redwall TV series is better?

Redwall: 1

Mattimeo: 5

Martin the Warrior: 11 ( M2 voted for this)

They all stink to high heaven! (Hamlet ref): 3

TV series? Really?: 0

What's Redwall?: 0

Martin2, I've said it once and I'll say it again, stop making RIDICULOUSLY LONG POLLS!!!: 0

MARCHEdit

Laser's vs Masers!

Results:

Lasers: 6

Masers: 2

ArchivesEdit

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