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And now, I must tell my story, of how the AWFUL Redwallers cruelly killed Cluny.
Riptooth the rat sat backwards on the wooden chair with his children.
"So...anyway...Mr. Cluny my boss was goin to redwall. He was gonna take all that good stuff, and do what normal conquerer guys do.
"SKULLFACE! JUMP ON THE HORSE AND BITE IT SO IT GETS GOIN!"
"But it might bite me back!"
"Mutiny, insubordination! By the teeth of hell, I'll flay you into mangy dollrags!"
"No more! Don't whip me, Chief. Look, I'm goin to do it!"
So anyway, Skullface (he was kinda ugly) jumped on the horse and got killed. I was gonna go take his sword, but then we left. Cluny yelled something back at em.
"TELL THE DEVIL CLUNY SENT YOU SKULLFACE!"
Note: No, in the book Cluny doesn't screa…Read more >