Sometimes I wonder why Type Two Diabetes is not a bigger issue in Redwall. I mean, it seems like all they ever do is eat. If you ever look at the pictures in A Redwall Winter's Tale, you will see how obese the Redwallers really are. Me and Baliss discuss this issue a lot. "I will face you, Asmodeus... oh, wait a second, heartburn. Just a second, let me get a Tums." I wouldn't be surprised if the Friar in The Rogue Crew was called Friar Lardbucket. I don't mean to make fun of Redwall, but this is just an issue I think should be brought to attention.
Special thanks to Baliss, who discussed these ideas with me.