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The Idoicy of the Boxing Hare

Boxing hares are referred to on occasion, such as Long Patrol hare Seargent Wonwill, and every time I hear the term boxing hare I roll my eyes. I mean really, you are running out to face a horde of bloodthirsty vermin who are armed to the teeth, fighting with nothing but your fists. Smart move. If I was in a battle I would either be crouching in a tree with a bow or heavily armored wielding a battleaxe, not boxing. Some boxing hares do carry other weapons like slings, but their main weapons are their fists, which, unless you are wearing spiked gauntlets, just won't cut it. So if you are a boxing hare, have your Badger Lord beat some sense into you and get some decent weapons.

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