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Mocking villain deaths

Cluny: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE OUCHHHHHHHH!

Tsarmina: "Oh dear! OH DEAR!! NOOOO!" Random otter: "Lucky..."

Slagar: "Ground, mouse, or badger, which one-" Thud!

Gabool: No Fair! That's MY killing machine!

Ferahgo: I knew I should have used long range weapons...

Urgan Nagru: Silvamord got killed by an otter, I got killed by an otter... Are foxes prone to bad luck?

Swart Sixclaw: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!... OKAY, WHEN DO I HIT THE GROUND?

Ublaz: At least the mouse didn't chop me up with that awesome looking sword.

Damug Warfang: Is there a badger vaccine available?

Ungatt Trunn: "These are the days of Ung-" (Brocktree punches him) Ungatt Trunn: "These are the days of Lord Brocktree, son of Lord Stone-" (Brocktree punches him again) "This is fun." "Oh, you stupid badger-" (Brocktree beats him with his sword)

Vallug Bowbeast: Sawney would have slain me if I slew this otter as a baby, and that otter's coming to slay me now. WHY, OH WHY??

Kharanjul: "No fair!" Bragoon and Saro:"Two against a horde isn't fair either."

Korvus Skurr: Free! I'm fre- (Sword plunged into body, dragged into water, then drowned.) Danger on one side, danger on another! WHY!!

Zwilt the Shade: Now, you shall di- *choke* (THUD) Buckler: Clarinna?

Vilaya: Okay, how many creatures were killed by badgers: Ripfang, Gabool, Ferah- Ambry: "Add Vilaya to the list!"

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